ZOOKEEPER DX

This is my first iPhone app review and I gotta say off the bat. I seriously hate this fucking game but I just cannot put this shit down!

It's a very bright and simple puzzle game with a bunch of cute little pissed off animals and this little mini-Hitler Zoo Warden looking dood! Your job is to collect 3 or more of the same animals by arranging them in a straight row to meet a specific stage quota within a certain time limit. Sounds simple huh?! But as you level up the timer speeds-up and then the mutha-fucking rabbit bring there happy-asses into the equation! I hate them so damn much!

All-in-all, if I'm writing a review about an iPhone game (Which I generally hate.) Then it must be worth at least 5 minutes of your time.

★POPULAR RATING: 8.7/10 ★