Friday, February 1, 2013

I Once. . . (Not Safe For Work Poetry)

I once had sex with a lesbian vampire.
She called me a mistake. Then she bit it me on the neck.
So, I asked, "How long is this gon' take?"
"It's usually pretty fast. But you're a bit of a strange case." , She answered.
"How strange?",  I go.
"Strange enough to make dreams of strawberry digital warfare and lustful tasty rainbows!", She said.


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